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After The Rapture Pet Care

Posted by pjtgrizzly On July - 5 - 2010

As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?

Who are these Volunteer Pet Caretakers and how do I know they’ll take good care of my pets?

  • Most Volunteer Pet Caretakers fit this description:
  • They are atheist or another non-Christian religion.
  • They love animals enough to register with us even though they do not believe there will be a Rapture (or are agnostic about it).
  • They are not paid, so they are not signing up simply to make a quick buck. In fact, they’ve agreed to care for the pets they rescue as their own, including being financially responsible for them.

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Disposophobia: The secret Epidemic

Posted by pjtgrizzly On July - 5 - 2010

Dis-pos-o-phobia is the relationship of people to their belongings.

Disposophobic behavior ranges from a person’s desire to have very little to having far too much stuff for the available space.

Severe Disposophobics even go outside their homes and rent additional space to store their “stuff”.

In almost all cases, the value of the “stuff” is far less than the cost to store it.

If you or anyone you know are living in conditions like this, it’s time to contact the clutter management experts! Call now for immediate answers

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